What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? They put parking meters on the roof,TROOFF
What candy did Hitler hate more then any other? Jew Jew Beans... Although I heard he enjoyed them "roasted!"
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be? A fur coat TROOFF
What's the difference between a jew and an apple pie? An apple pie doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
How do you fit 6 million jews into a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and the rest in the ashtray
Why don't Jews eat pork? They may be a lot of things, but CANNIBALS they're not
What's the Jewish version of foreplay? Half an hour of begging
What's the difference between a circumcision and crucifixion? In a crucifixion, they throw the whole Jew out
How can you tell the mother-in-law at a Jewish wedding? She's the one on her hands and knees picking up the rice
What's a Jewish dilemma? Free ham
What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a form of self-defense, and judo is what bagels are made of
Did you hear that the limbo was invented by the Jews? Yeah, from sneaking into pay toilets
What's the definition of a queer Jew? Someone that likes girls more then money
What do you call ten Jewish bitches in a basement? A WHINE cellar
Why did the Jewish mother have herself entombed at Bloomingdales? So her daughter would visit at least twice a week
What's the difference between a vulture and a Jew? A vulture waits until you're dead to eat your heart out
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